Over at the Mailwatch forums there is a regular feature about Mail readers taking harmless non-political stories to make an hilarious comment about the Government. Today's beaut comes from space cadet Martin.
In the story concerning the discovery of a planet that could contain life blah blah blah, there cometh a giant leap from a man if not a giant leap for mankind:
Sorry but we've already found non human simple organic organisms.
The Millipede sisters
However, we haven't found anything intelligent amongst them.