The fixtures are out for Serie A.

I will now seek to see AC Milan (owned by not-corrupt-in-any-way Silvio Berlusconi) v Catania from Sicily.

This is a side not well-known to us in Britain as they have only flirted with the top level a few times. The riots after their local derby with Palermo last season resulted in the death of a policeman and the suspension of all Italian matches. I will keep quiet during the match in any event!