Just a quick note to the Guardian - despite what you think, the football season starts this weekend, not the following one - however good your little booklet available on Monday is.
Good luck to The Mighty Whites at Yeovil tomorrow. Don't count on a big report in the papers though. Also, annoying that The Guardian does not consider the sad plight of Chester City to be a major story.
And so apropos of nothing - here is a charming snap of Eric The Frog found escaping the lawnmower.
The guardian may have a page for non-Premier types: GUARDIAN HATES NON PREMIER