Sorry........sort of

Not perfect but an interesting case study in damage limitation comes in the form of The Express apology over its Dunblane story.

• THE Scottish Sunday Express has enjoyed a long love affair with the people of our nation.

But now we've just got the test results back from the clinic and one of us has got the clap. I think it was that Murray woman who posts drunken pictures of herself on Facebook.

Damn those pesky bloggers. If it weren't for them, we'd have gotten away with it!

On another note, The Sun, vilified on Merseyside, seems to have lifted quotes from the forthcoming documentary on Hillsborough to create the impression that Kenny Dalglish, Bruce Grobelaar and Tranmere demi-god John Aldridge have spoken to the paper. I'd find it very surprising if this is not the case.