Showing posts with label The Sun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Sun. Show all posts

Sorry........sort of

Not perfect but an interesting case study in damage limitation comes in the form of The Express apology over its Dunblane story.

  • THE Scottish Sunday Express has enjoyed a long love affair with the people of our nation.
But now we've just got the test results back from the clinic and one of us has got the clap. I think it was that Murray woman who posts drunken pictures of herself on Facebook.

Damn those pesky bloggers. If it weren't for them, we'd have gotten away with it!

On another note, The Sun, vilified on Merseyside, seems to have lifted quotes from the forthcoming documentary on Hillsborough to create the impression that Kenny Dalglish, Bruce Grobelaar and Tranmere demi-god John Aldridge have spoken to the paper. I'd find it very surprising if this is not the case.

Death in the Sun

The closing weeks of the 1988-89 football season produced a mixture of emotions for me as Tranmere's automatic promotion to the old Division 3 was tempered by the Hillsborough Disaster on 15th April 1989.

Much has been written since and today's article in The Observer is a powerful piece coming as it does a single month short of the 20th anniversary of that day in the sun. It tells of a Liverpool fan shunted into the Leppings Lane end of the ground despite having a ticket for the Nottingham Forest end - he was with his Forest-supporting brother - and the ensuing crush:

  • Within feet of me people were standing dead, bolt upright. Three men had long stopped breathing and were now staring, with a fixed, almost disinterested expression, into the distance. Their faces were bleached white, but turning blue, their lips a cold violet.
My memories of that day have not faded much. Tranmere were playing away at Hartlepool, Everton in the other FA Cup semi so I plonked myself down in front of the TV with a can of Guinness. News started filtering through of problems at the Liverpool game and television pictures began to show the stark reality of what was unfolding: fans with makeshift stretchers purloined from the pitch side. As Ian Prowse sang,
  • Yorkshire policemen chat with folded arms
    while people try and save their fellow fans
The other results - so important to us all each weekend - became meaningless. I had to look up the TRFC result as it had become lost in the ether. I do, however, vividly remember a long-standing Evertonian slumped on the bar of the Stork in Birkenhead, having discovered the news on the way back from his team's victory, and the normal quick banter replaced by knowing silence.

The Prowse song begins with the words,
  • Mckenzie's soul lies above the ground
    In that pyramid near Maryland
It refers to Liverpool folklore: James McKenzie,a wicked man who gambled and lost his soul to the devil.

Liverpool has another soundex soulman: Kelvin MacKenzie.

For those of you unfamiliar with this reprobate's role in the history of the matter, he was Editor of the Rupert Murdoch-owned titfest, The Sun at the time and was forced into a grovelling apology for printing a story headlined 'The Truth', which falsely claimed that drunken, ticketless fans stole from the dead and urinated on their bodies.

It took until 2004 for a full apology to surface as scum is wont to do in an attempt to rebuild circulation figures for a paper whose name is dirt. Mackenzie - in 2006 - though remained unrepentant:
This man is still used by the media as a spokesman on newspaper issues. Sky have him reviewing the papers, and yesterday Channel 4 had him lamenting the slow death of local newspapers and said that without them 'liars would get away with it' without any hint of irony!

So, the memory lingers. Nothing has changed over at Murdoch's empire. The Sun routinely prints lies - see The Sun Lies - and the campaign for justice continues.

Further reading can be found as a zip file at The Kirkby Times

Here Comes The Sun: It's Not Alright!

Islamic Doll Part III

Right. The Sun Readers have spoken. I will use short. Sentences. For.Them.
Liverpool's favourite paper (for US viewers this is sarcasm and apologies for the superfluous 'u')
takes up the lead on this world-important story. Forget the credit crunch, climate change, the US election and Tranmere losing to Millwall - the big issue is this:


  • MY Sun users are having a doll dilemma as they debate whether Fisher-Price Mattel's Islamic doll should be shelved.

  • MY Sun's news forum has been a hive of activity with users in a state of shock following the news that the doll is also available in toyshops across the UK.
State of shock? Have they banned tits on page 3? Has Jon Gaunt professed a love for ballet? Has Carlsberg been forced to shelve plans to give away its gnat's piss lager (again)?
No, Sun literati members are up in arms over the threat of Islamic indoctrination through the Trojan Doll. What do the sane and rational have to say?
  • Dutch user Lisolette says: "I think this is a very scary development. What do these parents do?

    "Do they play the doll while their kids are asleep?"

Lisolette could speak no English until she bought a subliminal learn-to-speak-crap cassette from the Eindhoven Institute of the Gullible. Unfortunately, there are side effects and she has now started smoking and providing motivational help to bus passengers.
  • MelissaFinlan from Birmingham is convinced that if the doll uttered Christian messages it would be banned in the UK.

    "Of course this doll should be removed from all shops!

    "If we, in England, are being forbidden from displaying our own flag at times in case of causing offence, why should this be any different?'

That would be Birmingham, England not alabama then. Where the City Council had a British flag flying last time I visited. Obviously, there are no dolls available for Christians but even if they aren't banned, this one should be. Well done Mel. Now have a lie down before your brain explodes onto the M6.
  • "It should be removed," says Casadro from Liverpool.
I think Casadro should try waving his copy of the Hillsborough Liars' rag in a local pub.

To be fair, there were a lot of people on the Owasso site disagreeing with the bans, but looks like the madness is spreading.

Let's leave the final words to Elvis,
  • She's just a shabby doll
    She's putting him off and putting you on
    She's just the shabby doll
    You're swearing upon you know in your heart
    She's gone you know in your heart
    She's just a shabby doll

    There's a girl in this dress
    There's always a girl in distress
    She's just a shabby doll
    She's so sure she's self-possessed
(MacManus)

See also
Only in America
Separated by a Common Language



Carlsberg 2 The Sun 1

After an early own-goal, Carlsberg (brewers of definitely NOT the greatest lager in the world) has, like Tim Leunig last week, found out that the people of Merseyside don't take things lying down.

Local paper, The Echo are on the case (£6.98 for 18 bottles at Sainsburys):

  • RED-FACED Carlsberg bosses have apologised to outraged Liverpool fans for their aborted beer promotion with The Sun.
    The Danish brewer yesterday axed a deal with the tabloid newspaper to give readers a free pint over the August bank holiday weekend.
    Senior figures at the firm, which is the Anfield club’s shirt sponsor, contacted the ECHO and admitted their decision was “naive”.
    They said they were bombarded with complaints from upset Reds as far afield as Norway, Malaysia and Singapore. Keld Strudahl, marketing director of Carlsberg International, said the company hugely regretted the move.
    Vouchers were to be printed in The Sun, still boycotted by football fans in Merseyside over its coverage of the Hillsborough disaster, and then exchanged for a free pint in 13,000 pubs.
It may be difficult for the outsider to comprehend the hostility towards this vile paper but it is very rare to see someone in public with it. Whilst one could probably walk into any working class pub in Britain to find numerous copies folded over to the racing page, it is not common here on Merseyside. Dave in the corner - Daily Star;man with Kwik Save bag - Daily Mirror;Eric the Fish - pretentious broadsheet - but you get the idea.

Further articles on Hillsborough are archived as a zip file on the Kirkby Times site here.

I Told You 'Bout The Swans That They Live In The Park

As others have already noted, the Mail has found another swan story with which to beat the foreigners. As with the original story seen in The Sun and Mail many months ago, it seems to have little or no basis in fact. Still, why let that get in the way of a good smear.



The vital ingredients for this Right Royal recipe are all there:



The hearsay evidence.

"It makes me sick to my stomach. I have heard it is mostly Eastern Europeans who are camping here until they can get a house," she told The Sun.

Leaving aside the fact that this quote comes after mentioning a David Gibson, it is unacceptable to allow uncorroborated third-hand comment to masquerade as fact and evidence. Of course, the Mail knows exactly what it is doing as many of its readers (certainly judging from its readers who post) do not read past the headline. As I recently pointed out in the story in Wirral regarding travellers, this kind of reporting is despicable.
  • Tenuous link to Eastern Europeans

Three tents remained in the camp on Wednesday. Two young Poles living there refused to come out and speak to reporters but denied taking the swans.
A Romanian bible and cooking equipment could be seen outside another tent, while putrid food and thousands of feathers were nearby the third.


  • Link to last urban myth
The discovery comes six months after it was revealed that Polish and Lithuanian immigrants in Bedfordshire appeared to be killing swans for food.
They were spotted trying to drag the 20lb birds away from the Grand Union Canal, while remains of butchered swans were found on the towpath in Leighton Buzzard.
Hundreds of swans were thought to have disappeared from the area, prompting the local angling club to erect a sign reminding people they are protected by law.


Yet wait! As others such as septicisle point out, the original story, like this one first emerged in the Merseyside favourite, The Soaraway Sun. The same paper, which in 2004 grudgingly 'apologised' (clarified) when a challenge was made to the Press Complaints Commission (as reported by the Telegraph here)

The adjudication, whilst disappointing given the agenda of the right-wing press, nonetheless shows that these stories are usually complete crap. That is not to say that the story could be true or have some semblance of truth; the worry is that evidence that would be laughed out of court, is routinely allowed and implied as being factual.

Then, the Mail just allows the comments to flood in as the usual suspects find the green-coloured font on their PCs:
  • Just one more example of the rape of this country. Even our precious wildlife is being decimated. But the biggest criminals are those traitors in Westminster who have betrayed us.- John Reed, Wolverhampton. England


  • Our shores have previously been invaded by foreigners who showed less barbarity than this scum.- Tc, Leeds, U.K.


  • That's what happens when you open the country's doors to the scum of Europe! Nothing will be done to these pieces of dirt, I guarantee it!- Sarah, Glasgow


  • This is surely a crime Swans are protected birds. How disgusting people can come to this Country and just do as they like. They should be thrown out ASAP.- Jacqui W., Southampton


  • No good Erecting signs they probably don't understand them any way. No we have to be really tough here. This is a crime of the worst form and has to be sorted out now. It's great this so called EU lets all get together lark. We just don't live the same as these people therefore we will never integrate.- Jacqui W., Southampton
Strange how Jacqui Weems, Southampton gets two comments published, yet any one disagreeing gets short shrift. Note also that she is now truncating her name. Of course, I could just be putting 2+2 together to make 5 as there could be an immigrant-hating, semi-literate shit with the same initial. I always like to chuckle at her singular use of grammar and spelling!

The Sun actually gas pictures! Strangely, there is no picture linking the shocking carcasses and the cooking pot. Also, no sign of the large pinch of salt needed to be taken when reading these stories.


What if there was some truth in it? Well, there was the case of Shamsu Miah,
who may have been one whooper short of a lamentation, but contrast that with this case (spookily also in Bedford like the one alluded to by The Sun above).


There have also been cases in this area of swans and other wildlife targeted by air rifles (the main photo was taken by moi in Chester), and let's not forget the pollution caused by (some) anglers and the environmental costs of the humble plastic bag. Maybe the Mail would like to start a campaign...........



Finally, I think I've identified a possible foreign connection -



Iraq yesterday, Turkey today, tomorrow Swans?